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    Published February 21st, 2007

    This is a lot like that time I was tricked into being gay by sitting next to that guy that said he was straight but he was actually gay. Thanks a lot. No really, now that I have no God, I am 100% certain that I am a winner and it’s okay to be gay. Except I’m not really gay because I don’t like to do it homosexually except with my self. Oh yah and I’m not really an atheist because that shit is so plaid out – plaid out like the term plaid out – and that just wouldn’t be wit it and shit.

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