Hate mail

I think that the reason so many people call you gay. Gay people have sinful sex, so they are spitting in God’s eye, so they reject God, so they are atheists, so atheists are gay. You are atheist so you are gay. ‘atheist’ is short for ‘ass the fist’.

Wow, so many words and yet so few that aren’t ignorant, offensive, and/or wrong. Very impressive.

Posted on March 7, 2007 at 7:24 pm by ideclare · Permalink
In: Hate mail

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  1. Written by Abby
    on December 25, 2008 at 3:49 pm
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    Pure logic.

    Gays are atheists so atheists are gay.

    Catholics are Christians, righ? so Christians are all Catholics?

    BTW
    I was a kid watching The Simpsons and I was really surprised that Lovejoy had a wife, when at school (catholic school) it was SO OBVIOUS that God wanted priests and people belonging to clergy to be celibate.

  2. Written by Top Hat
    on March 15, 2009 at 12:52 pm
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    OMG thank you for showin me that I’m gay. I never realised that before. Well I guess i better get a divorce then.

  3. Written by crickets
    on September 14, 2010 at 12:46 pm
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    1: to sin is to reject god
    2: atheists reject god
    3: christ died for your sins
    per 3: you are a sinner
    per 1: you reject god
    per 2: you are an atheist

    per your own argument, you are gay

    congratulations! you’re a gaythiest too!

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