Hate mail
I think that the reason so many people call you gay. Gay people have sinful sex, so they are spitting in God’s eye, so they reject God, so they are atheists, so atheists are gay. You are atheist so you are gay. ‘atheist’ is short for ‘ass the fist’.
Wow, so many words and yet so few that aren’t ignorant, offensive, and/or wrong. Very impressive.
on December 25, 2008 at 3:49 pm
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Pure logic.
Gays are atheists so atheists are gay.
Catholics are Christians, righ? so Christians are all Catholics?
BTW
I was a kid watching The Simpsons and I was really surprised that Lovejoy had a wife, when at school (catholic school) it was SO OBVIOUS that God wanted priests and people belonging to clergy to be celibate.
on March 15, 2009 at 12:52 pm
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OMG thank you for showin me that I’m gay. I never realised that before. Well I guess i better get a divorce then.
on September 14, 2010 at 12:46 pm
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1: to sin is to reject god
2: atheists reject god
3: christ died for your sins
per 3: you are a sinner
per 1: you reject god
per 2: you are an atheist
per your own argument, you are gay
congratulations! you’re a gaythiest too!