OK I’ve had enough of all this atheist nonsense so I am sending you this email to prove that I exist. I hope this settles the matter – you can now safely renounce atheism and I look forward to seeing you in church. You may foreward this email address to the pope as I am fed up with all the phone calls.P.S I am an Englishman and I use a mac
Of all the e-mails I’ve received from God, this is the most convincing. God uses a Mac — it just makes so much sense!