“I also say, here is evidence proving that God exists: In 2003, agnostic and Christian scientists and archaeologists found a series of stone tablets in a cave in a mountain in the Middle East.”

It is ridiculous to even mention the theological preferences of the scientists who found this entirely made up piece of archeological evidence. The next time you randomly post fake shit to prove that something entirely non-existent exists, try leaving that out.

“Back then (around 2.5 million years ago), people lacked the ability to think creatively and understand “why”, and because of the function of their brains, it was impossible for them to, so Adam was not just making it up”

Get back honky cat, that’s a little too close to Darwin’s theory of evolution there. Albeit a completely unfounded and strange bastardization of the ideas of evolution. Or am I giving you a little too much credit and actually it’s part of your god’s plan was to start people off as unable to think critically, then randomly give people the ability to do so…possibly so his or her followers could make up crazy shit to post on the interwebs?

“Also, the writings were that of a completely sober man’s, so he was not high.”

…ok. It’s really wacky that you even threw that in there.