Hate Mail
Published September 24th, 2007There was a study that surveyed atheists and it found that atheists fear God so much that even hearing the word “God” distresses them, squeeze their eyes shut when they remove bills from their pocket out of fear that they might see the phrase “In God we Trust,” go out of their way when driving to avoid passing churches, synagogues, mosques and temples, and recoil at the sight of a cross, crucifix, menorah, Star of David, or the presence of Hare Krishna proselytizers. Why do you live in such fear? Afraid you won’t be able to sin in freedom?
I’m not familiar with any such study and would appreciate an unambiguous reference to it. In any case, it appears to be describing vampires, not atheists.
Mytho on April 20, 2008
Yeah, I would very much like to see the sourse of such studies. Can you procure them?
No?
Thought so, maybe if we practive a tomography and take a glance at your internal brain, although I’m willing to bet a mont’s salary that it would show nothing at all. Just an empty space.
Florence on September 9, 2008
I vant to suck your blood.
Robyn on March 15, 2009
Really? where s this study… I’m waiting…
Actually I think that you are more scared of God. See I don’t think he exists so I cannot be scared ofhim, but seeing as you do you must be terrified. Imagine if you die withought repenting your sins. YOU WILL BURN ETARNALY. Or your city coud be destroyed by BRIMSTONE AND FIRE. God could even TURN RIVERS TO BLOOD. He could even TURN YOU TO A PILLAR OF SALT. Or TURN A STAFF TO A SNAKE. Jeez you must be shitting yourself.
Robyn on March 15, 2009
Oh yeah, Didn’t you know that if you pour HolyWater on us it burns… OH IT BURNS…