What would Jesus’ bumper sticker say?

“Thanks, but I was born ok the first time.”

Bumper sticker seen on a truck in New Mexico yesterday. Another good response to use when hassled by those wacky Fundies.

Personally, I find any form of “I’m superior because I have my religion and you don’t” completely obnoxious. Isn’t “pride” supposed to be one of the seven deadly sins? And if not, then what about “being obnoxious”?

I also think that people with bumper stickers proclaiming their born again status are being hypocritical. I somehow doubt that Jesus would have stuck such a sticker to the back of his donkey after being baptized. After all, he was the guy who said it was better to pray in your closet than to pray as a show of how holy you are.

Posted on February 29, 2008 at 3:48 pm by ideclare · Permalink
In: Dealing with religious folks

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