Tract #6: How Do You Annoy an Atheist?
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How Do You Annoy an Atheist?
If you’re a theist and you aren’t interested in intelligent discussion but just want to irritate a nearby atheist, here are a few phrases you might find useful. (Use as your own risk.)
- “You’re an atheist? But you seemed so nice.”
- “Atheism’s a religion.”
- “Sure I have faith, but so do you.”
- “I don’t have enough faith to be an atheist.”
- “Hitler, Stalin — all the big murderers were atheists.”
- “You don’t disbelieve in God, you reject Him. You know in your heart that God exists.”
- “You’re going to burn in Hell!”
- “You are being deceived by Satan!”
- “Aren’t you horribly depressed?”
- “What horrible thing happened in your childhood to make you like this?”
- “Why do you hate God?”
- “You just reject God so you can sin without guilt.”
- “If there’s no God, then where do you go when you die?”
- “If there’s no God, why not kill people for fun?”
- “NASA computers calculating the positions of the planets found a missing day, proving the Bible is true.”
- “Atheists are selfish. All the big charities are religious.”
- “Hundreds of people saw the risen Jesus. How much more proof could you need?”
- “If you’d just read the Bible, you’d believe.”
- “If you’d just read the Bible with an open heart, you’d believe.”
- “If you’d just read the Bible with an open heart and put aside your prejudices, you’d believe.”
- “You believe in air and you can’t see that.”
- “There are no atheists in foxholes.”
- “A big bang implies a big banger.”
- “You can’t prove it didn’t happen.”
- “If you don’t believe in God you don’t believe in money because it has ‘In God We Trust’ on it.”
- “While your daughter was at our house for the slumber party last night, we had all the girls baptized.”
- “Sorry to hear your mother died and is going to Hell.”
And while you’re at it:
- Give God credit for anything good someone did.
- Praise God for saving you when 200+ others died.
- Blame a huge natural disaster on the results of a recent election.
- Insist that the Bible is the word of God (but never actually read the whole thing).
- End a discussion by shaking your head in a condescending, pitying manner.
on September 2, 2009 at 7:11 am
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“If there’s no God, why not kill people for fun?” First of all: Crusades, anyone? And also, in this, this person is admitting that if they were not afraid of hell, they would kill people for fun. But don’t point this out to them, because they could potentially be dangerous.
•“Atheists are selfish. All the big charities are religious.” Mother Teresa sat on all that money. And religious charities just end up telling overpopulated countries that birth control is evil so that the population gets more out of control so that they have more people to preach to and more money for themselves. Who’s selfish here?
•“You can’t prove it didn’t happen.” No, I can’t. I never said I could. You can’t prove that it did happen, and the burden of proof is on you. Explain away.
on October 3, 2009 at 6:29 am
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comment to #1 post…. “If there’s no God, why not kill people for fun?”…. assuming no god…….. if i kill your mother… what will u do????…. if another kill my mother? what do u think ill do to the killer? think.. also in negative ways.. not always positive…
btw.. i am an ATHEIST