Bacon of the Bible II
There has been more response to the “replace a Bible word with ‘bacon'” post than to any of my recent philosophical posts. I’m not sure what that means, but I’m happy everyone’s having fun! (I promise we’ll get back to the serious stuff soon.)
To keep the ball rolling, here are a few more that I thought of or that were suggested to me by others. This time, each statement has a different word turned to ‘bacon,’ but I’ll leave it to your Biblical knowledge to figure out what the word is.
Genesis 1:3 — And God said, Let there be bacon: and there was bacon.
Matthew 15:4 — For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and bacon: and, He that curseth father or bacon, let him die the death.
Exodus 29:18 — And thou shalt burn the whole bacon upon the altar: it is a burnt offering unto the LORD: it is a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
Luke 16:31 — And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though bacon rose from the dead.
John 11:5 — Now Jesus loved Martha, and her sister, and bacon.
Matthew 21:19 — And when he saw a bacon tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the bacon tree withered away.
Deuteronomy 26:9 — And he hath brought us into this place, and hath given us this land, even a land that floweth with milk and bacon.
Matthew 27:46 — And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken bacon?
Deuteronomy 7:26 — Neither shalt thou bring an bacon into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.
Leviticus 11:7 — And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is bacon to you.
Matthew 26:15 — And said unto them, What will ye give me, and I will deliver him unto you? And they covenanted with him for thirty pieces of bacon.