Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
Entertaining rambling
For those of you who are interested, here are a number of e-mails I received (all on the same day) from the same person who wrote the e-mail I responded to yesterday: HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE! Ur blog thang takes too much of my RAM, i’m on oldschool xp dude. And then… I [...]
An intelligence adjacent to God
From the IAmAnAtheist.com feedback form: You have met an intelligence next to God. You can take this opportunity to explore my arrogance and eloquent expression. Also from the feedback form, a few minutes later, from the same person: I can and will contradict anything you say. Blog Away. If I am updated, I often have [...]
Go with God
From the IAmAnAtheist.com feedback form: I am also an atheist, yet I frequently feel compelled to scream the words “POOP” and “NIPPLE” and “MEOW”. Previously, I thought this was God’s doing, but now I fear I’m insane. Actually, I think you can go with God on this one.
Unexpurgated atheist FAQ
I’m still quite short on time an unable to post to this blog regularly, but in honor of the holiday I thought I’d offer brief answers to a few questions that I (and many other atheists) are commonly asked. Although these are my personal answers, I am confident that I speak for all atheist everywhere. [...]
In: Funny · Tagged with: April fools
Bacon Gospels updated
For those of you who are ready to start your holiday shopping, I’ve done a minor revision to The Bacon Gospels, and it allowed me to drop the price a tad. Sales of Ask Yourself to be Moral have been kind of pathetic, so I’m hoping this will help make up the difference. Thanks for [...]
The Bacon Gospels
(We pause our regularly scheduled intellectual discussion to bring you the following message.) Inspired by the reaction to recent posts on this blog about marrying the Bible and bacon, I’ve put together a little novelty book, The Bacon Gospels, for those who would like a little more meat in their Biblical reading. I haven’t received [...]
Bacon of the Bible II
There has been more response to the “replace a Bible word with ‘bacon’” post than to any of my recent philosophical posts. I’m not sure what that means, but I’m happy everyone’s having fun! (I promise we’ll get back to the serious stuff soon.) To keep the ball rolling, here are a few more that [...]
In: Funny · Tagged with: bacon
Bacon of the Bible
I usually don’t post things I find funny on this blog, but I’ve been up late performing the final touches on my philosophy book (due out at the end of October) and in my overtired state had a thought: what if you chose one word in the Bible and changed every occurrence of that word [...]
In: Funny · Tagged with: bacon
Damned if God Exists
I received a nice e-mail from the creator of the Damned if God Exists Web site. They sell products for atheists of the “in your face” variety. Personally, I don’t agree with the “Don’t bless me if I sneeze” item, but I like “Jesus was 96% chimp.”
Letter from “Lucifer”
Keep up the good work. But come on now..We all know that I exist but that huff stuff doesn’t. I mean I’m not a God, just a fallen angel. You know the the government of the United States believe I going to “come” and enslave people. I mean what people need to understand that I’m [...]
