Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
Unexpurgated atheist FAQ
I’m still quite short on time an unable to post to this blog regularly, but in honor of the holiday I thought I’d offer brief answers to a few questions that I (and many other atheists) are commonly asked. Although these are my personal answers, I am confident that I speak for all atheist everywhere. [...]
In: Funny · Tagged with: April fools
Bacon Gospels updated
For those of you who are ready to start your holiday shopping, I’ve done a minor revision to The Bacon Gospels, and it allowed me to drop the price a tad. Sales of Ask Yourself to be Moral have been kind of pathetic, so I’m hoping this will help make up the difference. Thanks for [...]
The Bacon Gospels
(We pause our regularly scheduled intellectual discussion to bring you the following message.) Inspired by the reaction to recent posts on this blog about marrying the Bible and bacon, I’ve put together a little novelty book, The Bacon Gospels, for those who would like a little more meat in their Biblical reading. I haven’t received [...]
Bacon of the Bible II
There has been more response to the “replace a Bible word with ‘bacon’” post than to any of my recent philosophical posts. I’m not sure what that means, but I’m happy everyone’s having fun! (I promise we’ll get back to the serious stuff soon.) To keep the ball rolling, here are a few more that [...]
In: Funny · Tagged with: bacon
Bacon of the Bible
I usually don’t post things I find funny on this blog, but I’ve been up late performing the final touches on my philosophy book (due out at the end of October) and in my overtired state had a thought: what if you chose one word in the Bible and changed every occurrence of that word [...]
In: Funny · Tagged with: bacon
Damned if God Exists
I received a nice e-mail from the creator of the Damned if God Exists Web site. They sell products for atheists of the “in your face” variety. Personally, I don’t agree with the “Don’t bless me if I sneeze” item, but I like “Jesus was 96% chimp.”
Letter from “Lucifer”
Keep up the good work. But come on now..We all know that I exist but that huff stuff doesn’t. I mean I’m not a God, just a fallen angel. You know the the government of the United States believe I going to “come” and enslave people. I mean what people need to understand that I’m [...]
Tract #8: How Do You Annoy a Christian?
In response to a number of comments I received on tracts #6 and #7 (and with a reminder that I’d appreciate comments left on the blog instead of e-mailed, if possible), I now present tract #8, How Do You Annoy a Christian? It’s ready for you to download and review. Download it, see page #3 [...]
Tract #7: How Do You Annoy a Scientist?
Tract #7, How Do You Annoy a Scientist?, is ready for you to download and review. Download it, see page #3 for printing instructions, and let me know your comments! Thanks! 007_annoy-a-scientist.pdf How Do You Annoy a Scientist? If you’re a theist and you aren’t interested in intelligent discussion but just want to irritate someone [...]
Tract #6: How Do You Annoy an Atheist?
Tract #6, How Do You Annoy an Atheist?, is ready for you to download and review. Download it, see page #3 for printing instructions, and let me know your comments! Thanks! 006_annoy-an-atheist.pdf How Do You Annoy an Atheist? If you’re a theist and you aren’t interested in intelligent discussion but just want to irritate a [...]
