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Tract #8: How Do You Annoy a Christian?

In response to a number of comments I received on tracts #6 and #7 (and with a reminder that I’d appreciate comments left on the blog instead of e-mailed, if possible), I now present tract #8, How Do You Annoy a Christian? It’s ready for you to download and review. Download it, see page #3 […]

Posted on June 14, 2009 at 7:44 pm by ideclare · Permalink · 50 Comments
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Tract #7: How Do You Annoy a Scientist?

Tract #7, How Do You Annoy a Scientist?, is ready for you to download and review. Download it, see page #3 for printing instructions, and let me know your comments! Thanks! 007_annoy-a-scientist.pdf How Do You Annoy a Scientist? If you’re a theist and you aren’t interested in intelligent discussion but just want to irritate someone […]

Posted on June 11, 2009 at 8:58 pm by ideclare · Permalink · One Comment
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Tract #6: How Do You Annoy an Atheist?

Tract #6, How Do You Annoy an Atheist?, is ready for you to download and review. Download it, see page #3 for printing instructions, and let me know your comments! Thanks! 006_annoy-an-atheist.pdf How Do You Annoy an Atheist? If you’re a theist and you aren’t interested in intelligent discussion but just want to irritate a […]

Posted on June 11, 2009 at 8:58 pm by ideclare · Permalink · 2 Comments
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Satin is coming for YOU!!! jk The hate mail section on this website is one of the greatest laughs I have ever stumbled upon. You have to love fundamentalists for the understanding and tolerance they bring to the world. ps. Does the Pope have an email address? Yes, the Pope has an e-mail address, but […]

Posted on December 27, 2007 at 7:28 pm by ideclare · Permalink · 2 Comments
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Your hate mail proves that: With God all spellings are possible. Fun site!

Posted on December 27, 2007 at 7:26 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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Could you please describe the methods of announcement to everyone I know? My grandmother isn’t too good with computers, and phones, or toilet paper. It’s all done through direct memory insertion via CIA satellites. Very high-tech.

Posted on December 27, 2007 at 7:12 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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When will atheists learn, that it’s hip to be down with JC! Ask yourself, if I could hang out with JC for a day, (going grocery shopping together, watching football, getting high, whatever you and JC would do on a Saturday), would JC approve of my atheist website? Cause I don’t think he’d be down, […]

Posted on November 16, 2007 at 9:41 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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You weren’t thinking of a seven digit number while you were typing that – nice try though!Regards God Spot on! Amazing!

Posted on October 19, 2007 at 9:42 am by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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I have never had to believe in anything as I am all-seeing and all-knowing (and omnipotent when I can be bothered).Regards God Makes sense. But just to confirm that what you say is true, can you tell me what seven-digit number I’m thinking of as I type this?

Posted on September 24, 2007 at 1:21 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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I have only sent you one email so all the others are impostors – we all know there is only one of me! Forward their IP addresses to my secretary (The pope – benedictxvi@vatican.va) and he’ll deal with them.Regards God You know, we’ve got a problem here. If you visited IAmAnAtheist.com, then you instantly became […]

Posted on September 21, 2007 at 11:35 am by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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