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IZ A KRISTUN. U R DUM. Wow — my first e-mail from an LOL cat! (Although personally I might have preferred “I am in your temples, dissing your g0dz.”)

Posted on September 19, 2007 at 6:25 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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OK I’ve had enough of all this atheist nonsense so I am sending you this email to prove that I exist. I hope this settles the matter – you can now safely renounce atheism and I look forward to seeing you in church. You may foreward this email address to the pope as I am […]

Posted on September 19, 2007 at 6:22 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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I have read through and enjoyed your rather heated hatemail page and think you theists and atheists should sort it out with a good game of soccer and then shake hands. As an agnostic I could referee? Why would I want a referee who, in principle, doesn’t think anyone can win the game <G>?

Posted on September 19, 2007 at 6:21 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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Oh not my God! I was already an Atheist before I got to this site, so am I now an Atheist squared? No, you’re a theist twice removed.

Posted on September 16, 2007 at 2:11 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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I want Richard Dawkins and James Randi love babies.That is all Do you mean you want to have their babies, or that you want them to have a baby together? Great — now I’ve got a really disturbing (and highly secular) image stuck in my head.

Posted on September 12, 2007 at 10:11 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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The Flying Spagetti Monster, blessed be his noodles, will not be pleased at my documented doubting of him.

Posted on September 5, 2007 at 3:55 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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The most important passage from the Bible that I know of is as follows: “I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more” “I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more” “I just met a nurse I could really go for” Elasticians 4:11 —– Although you may be right about the whole being no God thing, […]

Posted on September 5, 2007 at 7:47 am by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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you cant say were athiests unless we say it Can’t I? Please?

Posted on September 4, 2007 at 4:11 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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Sorry, I’m still a Christian. A Christian who’s laughing her ass off however so hopefully that counts for something. :)I should inform you though that the Church of England (my posse) beat you to it. Just by being born in England you become Anglican…No need to even click a mouse.I like the idea and I […]

Posted on September 4, 2007 at 3:53 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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Oh my God! How did you know I was an atheist? Divine inspiration.

Posted on September 4, 2007 at 3:52 pm by ideclare · Permalink · Leave a comment
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