Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
IZ A KRISTUN. U R DUM. Wow — my first e-mail from an LOL cat! (Although personally I might have preferred “I am in your temples, dissing your g0dz.”)
OK I’ve had enough of all this atheist nonsense so I am sending you this email to prove that I exist. I hope this settles the matter – you can now safely renounce atheism and I look forward to seeing you in church. You may foreward this email address to the pope as I am [...]
I have read through and enjoyed your rather heated hatemail page and think you theists and atheists should sort it out with a good game of soccer and then shake hands. As an agnostic I could referee? Why would I want a referee who, in principle, doesn’t think anyone can win the game <G>?
Oh not my God! I was already an Atheist before I got to this site, so am I now an Atheist squared? No, you’re a theist twice removed.
I want Richard Dawkins and James Randi love babies.That is all Do you mean you want to have their babies, or that you want them to have a baby together? Great — now I’ve got a really disturbing (and highly secular) image stuck in my head.
The Flying Spagetti Monster, blessed be his noodles, will not be pleased at my documented doubting of him.
The most important passage from the Bible that I know of is as follows: “I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more” “I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more” “I just met a nurse I could really go for” Elasticians 4:11 —– Although you may be right about the whole being no God thing, [...]
you cant say were athiests unless we say it Can’t I? Please?
In: Criticism, Funny
Sorry, I’m still a Christian. A Christian who’s laughing her ass off however so hopefully that counts for something. :)I should inform you though that the Church of England (my posse) beat you to it. Just by being born in England you become Anglican…No need to even click a mouse.I like the idea and I [...]
Oh my God! How did you know I was an atheist? Divine inspiration.