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But I don’t wanna be an atheist !!!!! Do I have to die , in order to be let out of this thing ??? No. A note from your mother will also be acceptable.
I am sending you vile hatemail! Back at cha!
I was an atheist before, am I a double atheist now? No — it’s kind of like doubling infinity; you still get infinity.
You are the greatest man alive. period. Boy are the men of the world going to be surprised when they find this out! <G>
Fabulous! Free b**w j*bs for you when you’re in my area, [town name deleted]!!!! (If you’re a girl I’ll buy you a chocolate and we can go clothes shopping, kay?)
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eh… why? Because it’s there.
“I think that the reason so many people call you gay. Gay people have sinful sex, so they are spitting in God’s eye, so they reject God, so they are atheists, so atheists are gay. You are atheist so you are gay. ‘atheist’ is short for ‘ass the fist’.”I think the most fun part of [...]
I hope my details aren’t being passed on to third party jihads or pro-life organisations. Not to worry! I only forward chain letters and Nigerian scam e-mails to those folks.
blows chunks, atheists do..hmmmm From your e-mail address, I can tell that you’re not really Yoda. Nice try, though.